imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place
people would die.
I guess you could call it
[grumpy old man voice] HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY TEXT POST
- pickup line: i told my therapist about you
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.